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Wednesday, February 17, 2010

he says, she says

A husband asks his wife,
"You never argue when I get mad at you.
How do you always control your anger?"
"I clean the toilet," she replies.
"How does that help?" he says.


"I use your toothbrush."


Jennifer Juniper said...

HAH! That will show 'em!

Robin said...

Very funnnnyy..I love it..!mmm maybe Ill try it too..!

debi said...

Is there some twisted reason we find this so funny? LOL

Beth Anderson said...

Love it -
you will appreciate this -
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?'
'Yep,' the wife replied, 'in-laws.'

Beth Anderson said...

Thanks Lori -
Your blog is so entertaining and so easy to relate to.

Jennifer Juniper said...

I think the correct name is hedge apples or osage oranges, but the nickname makes me giggle...monkeyballs!

blueviolet said...

I love it and why oh why did I never think to do that????

Stereos and Souffles said...

I'll be keeping this in my bag of tricks!

Gardanne said...

I just sent this to my lady friends. I'm off to clean the toilet.

believe it or not...

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